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About glitch13.com

Glitch13.com is the personal website of this guy named Brent. He's a programmer and Linux Systems Administrator by trade, a video game enthusiast by hobby, and a heavy drinker by genetics. I also hear he slept with two members from the cast of Friends, three if you count David Schwimmer, but that's just rumor and heresay. He is currently years old.

Brent hails from the great drunken south, aka New Orleans, but is his current status is unknown due to the forces of nature, and he has relocated to Hammond, LA with his company in the meantime.

Brent is currently happily married, but has many imaginary mistresses including, but not limited to, a cheerleader, a contortionist, and a slutty mime. A really slutty mime.


Q: What type of programmer is Brent?
A: Brent is currently employeed as a PHP programmer, but has worked in many languages including ASP, VB(script) and C/C++. He also has extensive experience with SQL.

Q: As a Linux admin, what distro does Brent prefer?
A: Brent is an adamant Gentoo fanboy and can not be swayed. If you start bad-mouthing Gentoo he will straight jack your shit.

Q: As a video game enthusist, what is Brent's favorite console and/or genre?
A: Brent is a reborn Nintendite. He left the flock around the time of the SNES to sinfully revel in the PC/FPS world, but has recently seen the light once more with the help of such titles as Zelda: The Wind Waker and Resident Evil 4. Don't even get him started with Pikmin.

Q: Nintendo!? What are you, some kind of fucking fag?
A: No.