You bunch of screwy cokeheads probably all died from snorting your white charly powder through your deviated septums while the Bee Gees blasted to your girlfriends double donging it on the table Requium for a Dream style.
At least give up the domain name: Tom "Glitch" Thomson the gay porn legend needs it. Tom Glitches 13 inches will give the bitches stitches.
All I found was something that I apparently wrote when I was blacked out.
I have to concur with Tyler -- We Need New Content.
Glitch, if you do not poast...I swear I will get Rewt on Joor B0xxorz and post the "Virgin" article you forbade me to post. Here is a teaser:
"Fact 1) Modern women do not have pubic hair.
Perhaps the most stark difference between women of the 70s, 80s and today is that they have evolved to no longer have any pubic hair. I have heard that this is the most rapid change in phenotype ever observed in a mammal, and is currently the subject of several federally funded studies, most notably the MIT study entitled "The Rapid Decline in Female Homo Sapien Vulva Bush as Observed since 1995."."
Post now, or I swear to God I will fill Glitch13.com with all of the vile tripe I am too scared to post on my own site.
NAME: foo
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 @ 10:57 pm
The public demands new content.
Glitch is the unwaverable one. In the face of madness, he remains as steadfast in his indifference as ever.
We don't want to hear about tacos or any of this bullshit. (Actually, I'd love to hear about tacos)
We want to know how Glitch is dealing with the evaporation of all that is sensible and sane in the world.
Yes, what about that?
That would be a good post.
NAME: Jack
Friday, June 26th, 2009 @ 07:35 am
This website needs an enima!
NAME: Troll
Monday, June 1st, 2009 @ 11:40 am
You are all Noobs!
NAME: Swole
Saturday, May 30th, 2009 @ 04:28 pm
Is a penis a deal breaker if you've had a lot to drink and are pretty wasted?
