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| !AS IF THE WORLD WERE A GOLDEN CALF! |
i can't use mimes or luchadores...so!
have a look at my artistic ass
not mexican wrestlers nor mimes could stop me (in a drunken' frenzy) from posting. i looked for hours (wilst sober) trying to create the ultimate new arrival surprise, ((and..my moms Dell seiously sucks ass!! big time! crash crash freeze crash!)) any way, i had a list of funny ass things to give you if'n you ever run across a voice to te...nope..scratch that! a text to voice converter...OMG(RPG) hours of hill billy fun! since it was lost in the war for my soul i'll just make up a list right now and it will be really funny. (trust me, i know that ya'll(...) don't after the cory thing, but it wasn't my fault...lick my sack and start reading...
eat shit corn holer this is my ass beer
a drop of golden shit sun shine in your pussy mouth
a name I call myself elf hell richard simons (on loop)
a long long way to run when your dick cock suck wang is hard as stone phone wig big you dig an ass anal enima bag dick fuck pussy anal rape cow hump (woo oops...)
mommy loves anal rape incest clown hand me a beer bitch i love you daddy(YES!)
monkey cock horney love gun bullet projectile vomit master can i serve you hog jowels sea man sailor cum stain
a drink with jam and bread dead cow cum shot money in the bank sun shine farmer
i found the voice transmodulator here which, in an effort of mime appology, using the art of (digi)cake magic voo doo led me toBerry's Text to Voice Sythesizer
which in turn made me horny. no. scratch that. it made me wind up in a little ball crying while i masterbated. no. not that either. it made me sorry that the Soviets have to sell so much of their cool 'splody stuff to other people and we (meaning we as friends also meaning we are the world) won't buy! not even to help out mongloidation or even evolution... god damned my economy and the fat pigs that "crank it" to the sounds of mechanical voices sayin' stuff that will fer'sure damn (me)them to hell and...an' stuff.
any way, that is the end. i am blacking out. good night, and i bid you a fine ass fisting from a mechanical bug, and that, that, my ass pumping jizz lipped friends is all
(if you have any p.c. comments that you would like to express please send them here or here)
thank you
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