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Retardo-babble
DOO DAH DOO DOO DOO DAH DAH DOO... BIG NEWS COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Retardo-babble
Sunday, February 3rd, 2002 @ 03:10 am
Posted By xerxes7
heyyyyy everybody! it is time for the trueest surprise celebration sales event. today we had a election for who can be the boss of town and tomorrow we will have a football game and next week there will be a party for everyone to come to and show off their boob ies and be romantic. because february is the month of romantic balentines and also the history of the color black. so remember that at night the sky is black and that tires are black and if you like yucky licorice that is black too and so februray is the month to think about these th ings and have a party. lay say le mardi gras!

but in the city that care forgot there is a sad day today because there is bad news.

/ did you know that i went to goggle and looked for fartoxin and it wasn't anywhere? and there wasn't a picture for it either? well not anymoore!



none of a fartoxin on google online.com version 7 kathousand point fart


but don't you worry your pretty pants because i took care of that. i looked for a picture called batshit and then i changed the name to fartoxin so now there will be ap ticutre of fartoxin and a page that says it and then we will be the leading etailer for all your e fartoxin needs mister glasses and starch collars. buti can nat show you just like this . i will make a link to the magic etch-a=glitch viewer. .com
link text or pic dickface


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YOU DON'T KNOW
Category: Retardo-babble
Sunday, December 16th, 2001 @ 02:22 am
Posted By Brent
I feel evil.

all this place is missing is a one eared dog.


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BLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH
Category: Retardo-babble
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001 @ 02:43 am
Posted By xerxes7
there is a mosquito bugging me. make it stop i say!

okay, all better now. hi everybody. what have you been doing? i've been drinking the irish coke at glitch and girlygirl's house alllllll weekend long. saturday night we had a adventure and now i can tell you about it because it is time to tell it and everyone is asleep. so shhhhh.

oooh. i forgot too much of it. but here are the parts i remember best.
+in one part we were at a bar and girlygirl said, "ooh that is that famous man who makes jokes and looks like a dork." and glitch said his name was david crosby (that means he used to sing in a hippie band) so he shook his hand and i shook his hand and then glitch talked to him about meeting space ghost. it was a good time because we drank and laughed alot alot.
+then in another part we were on the street and glitch saw dj tram-k and tram-k said glitch had short hair and glitch said tram-k was bald. then i said tram-k was homogenous and then girlygirl had to tell us both to mind our manners. she said, "mind your manners!" but we forgot.
+we met the mayor of the future and his name is drew and he likes to drink and smoke and make promises so he is good. plus he taught me the secret of talking to girls so now i can talk to all the girls once i call them "her" and not "that". the secret is that you can't know the secret because the mayor of the future told me!!!! but that reminds me of something else.

i didn't tell a story to you in a long time and i also did not show a picture of a girl i like like glitch always does. so now i will.
i don't know what her name is (sorry) but she is pretty and i like her and i will talk to her butt very loud. i mean i WON'T talk to her butt very loud because who does that? not the mayor of the future, that's who!

now i will stop writing this so i can put the links where they belong in my story. okay?
there. that is all the links i could think of and now i am tired so i'm going to go to bed.

take care everybody!!! to the slopes!!!



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I HAVE HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD
Category: Retardo-babble
Friday, June 22nd, 2001 @ 09:51 am
Posted By Brent
      So, I'm just sitting around, ya know, just rockin' and a' rollin' on the ole' computer (as pictured to the left there) when all of a sudden I'm beseiged by a blinding white light coming from my monitor. Then the walls start shaking, The earth was quaking, My mind was achin', and you... oh wait. Thats wrong. So anywho, that's when I heard it, the Voice of God. I think it may have been coming outta my computer speakers, but I have no way to verify, I'm only glad I had quick enough reflexes to record the stuff. I think it may have something to do with a link Fix put in his last post, but the fact remains it has supernatural origins:

Chemestry -=- Alcohol -=- Postage -=- Public Service Annoucement


      Once it was all over, everthing went back to normal. I'm not quite sure what the meaning of all of it was, probably some shit about me being a "Choosen One" or "Born for Greatness". I get that kinda shit all the time.


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!AS IF THE WORLD WERE A GOLDEN CALF!
Category: Retardo-babble
Wednesday, June 20th, 2001 @ 06:12 am
Posted By mr.fix

i can't use mimes or luchadores...so!

have a look at my artistic ass


not mexican wrestlers nor mimes could stop me (in a drunken' frenzy) from posting. i looked for hours (wilst sober) trying to create the ultimate new arrival surprise, ((and..my moms Dell seiously sucks ass!! big time! crash crash freeze crash!)) any way, i had a list of funny ass things to give you if'n you ever run across a voice to te...nope..scratch that! a text to voice converter...OMG(RPG) hours of hill billy fun! since it was lost in the war for my soul i'll just make up a list right now and it will be really funny. (trust me, i know that ya'll(...) don't after the cory thing, but it wasn't my fault...lick my sack and start reading...
  • eat shit corn holer this is my ass beer
  • a drop of golden shit sun shine in your pussy mouth
  • a name I call myself elf hell richard simons (on loop)
  • a long long way to run when your dick cock suck wang is hard as stone phone wig big you dig an ass anal enima bag dick fuck pussy anal rape cow hump (woo oops...)
  • mommy loves anal rape incest clown hand me a beer bitch i love you daddy(YES!)
  • monkey cock horney love gun bullet projectile vomit master can i serve you hog jowels sea man sailor cum stain
  • a drink with jam and bread dead cow cum shot money in the bank sun shine farmer

  • i found the voice transmodulator here which, in an effort of mime appology, using the art of (digi)cake magic voo doo led me toBerry's Text to Voice Sythesizer which in turn made me horny. no. scratch that. it made me wind up in a little ball crying while i masterbated. no. not that either. it made me sorry that the Soviets have to sell so much of their cool 'splody stuff to other people and we (meaning we as friends also meaning we are the world) won't buy! not even to help out mongloidation or even evolution... god damned my economy and the fat pigs that "crank it" to the sounds of mechanical voices sayin' stuff that will fer'sure damn (me)them to hell and...an' stuff.
    any way, that is the end. i am blacking out. good night, and i bid you a fine ass fisting from a mechanical bug, and that, that, my ass pumping jizz lipped friends is all
    (if you have any p.c. comments that you would like to express please send them here or here)
    thank you

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