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HORSE PUSSY ALLSTAR BATTLE ROYAL WITH CHOCLATE COVER'D HONEY BEAVER!
Category: Misc
Sunday, April 8th, 2001 @ 03:44 am
(i couldn't think of anything and el jeffe's little taunt was being a little much to bear. fortunately, the as-yet virtually untapped creative resource known to you filth fiends as "mr. fix" was more than happy to fill in. enjoy.)

as the dynamite shit hot mother fuckin' kick in the teath sounds of ZEKE pile through my speakers, (interupted more often than not by other tasks i make my computer do), i think to myself...'hands cold fat fucker shit heal fuck nut mother fuckin dick suuck cock head rectal burn slut naked dump out side of a grocery store chicken fuckin' gets you lice you lousy hey lousy means you have lice'. and i take another drink of beer. news is news right and i tried to put the idea in ian's head that it would be a good god damned idea if he snuck in one a' these here news articles by me...

so well, where was i? it seems as if my mind is on 45rpm and my umm... well my other mind is on 33&1/3... any way i found a really funny menstration sight after a small search for that all-star gymnast for christ Mary Lou Retton. i think i sent the link to ian so he can post it for me if he wants. the thing that is funny was even a sight perfukt for my enjoyment had too many god damned words. of course if i were reading this, i wouldn't be reading this because hell, there are too many damned words.

(new subject here) so ian sends me this link to a picture that is the second cousin (note to self: more book lurnin') to a friend of Mary Lou's friend who knows bjork...any way it's this picture of this faggot ass robot...the only thing i can think to ask is if it fights anything...'cuz this limp ass antenae'd little shit would get it's ass kicked in any arena of destruction! i could even kick that robot's ass!

(new thought) if you are thinking to yer'self that my tard wrangler needs to step in and take control of this situation you arre probably right!

(okay, i think that about does it for now. but i thought it wouldn't be fair to put all that up for the guy without at least showing one of the amazing pictures he found.)



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VACTION TIME FOR ME
Category: Misc
Friday, April 6th, 2001 @ 06:29 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, well, welly, well well! I'm off to the wilds of Wiggins, MS to go on a super duper camping expodition! Well, as super as Wiggins, MS can get, but still. Nothing quite like drinking and fire and drinking and swimming and more drinking and more fire, etc.

I guess Ian will have to keep you all entertained till I get back (Sunday), so hold on to your nickers ladies and gents, the cat is away, so the mouse will play, or the mouse may just ignore the existence of this site till I get back due to the fact the he's a SLACKER! Har, har; just kidding.

I guess I'll leave you all with a few good things before I go.

I come from the planet Uranus![file deleted from archive]

SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX - SILVER SEX


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SHORTER AND SWEETER THAN GLITCH13'S MOM
Category: Misc
Friday, April 6th, 2001 @ 03:14 am
i have seen it.
"what?" you might ask.
THE FACE OF GOD.
just make sure you see the whole thing.


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WHATEVER YOU FUCKO'S THINK
Category: Misc
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2001 @ 01:15 am
Posted By Brent
If your're wondering what the fuck that picture is about, its because my cam is working again baby! No, not the good cam I had in the days before the site went down, that cam is USB and the webserver is an old piece of shit, so none of that new fangled shit for it. Crappy picture, crappy resolution. If any of my friends (cough*John and Scott*cough) get their cams up, I'll hook up the ftp server so you can partake of the fun aslo (seeming as most webcam programs offer auto ftp shit now). Also, if your wondering why this post is train-of-thought-ish, that's because I'm zonked off of good ole' Jackie D. He always treats me nice on work nights.

Tonight I downloaded off of BearShare, an episode of the Simpsons that wacked my head; Lisa put one of her teeth that fell out into some cola for a science fair to show the whole tooth decay thing in action. Bart on the other hand was doing a thing on static electricity. Well, you can follow from here; The two met in a strange accident and Lisa started to grow a civilization on her tooth, it was nutz. On the first day it was cave men, by that night it was a full blow futuristic colony of people with spaceships and shit. I think I will Offer it on my site for a while, the video is shit quality, but here it is (you might want to right click and download, streaming it off this site would be a joke)! Sorry, I only got it in ASF, and shitty quality at that, and its one of those Halloween specials so its 3 short skits, but damn, that shit's funny (only to be served until this post is archived [sorry people looking through the archives]).

I'm trying to think of someother profound thought I had tonight. Oh yea! Jason came over and we were talking about A Canticle for Leibowitz. What a fucking good book that was. Fuck me, I think the second my check clears, I'm ordering that fucker! If ever you've been intrigued by the symantics of nuclear holocaust and what would follow it (aside from the Kevin Kostner movie [of which I've heard was a good book (_The Postman_)]), this book rocks balls! No, it rocks balls out!


So, I was pouring myself a Jack and coke when the realization hit me; what would people 100 years ago think of mass produced whiskey? Would it seem obvious, or would it seem ridiculous? You be the judge.


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CHEERS AND JEERS ALL AROUND
Category: Misc
Monday, April 2nd, 2001 @ 01:10 pm
Posted By Brent
Man, a war with China is gonna suck some major dogballs, imagine how much the RAM outta Taiwan is gonna cost! And I was just getting used to the ole 128mb for like 50 bucks setup going on now! Oh well, maybe they won't be a bunch of retards and shoot themselves in the foot by not letting us have the damned soldiers. (Incase you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about because you just climbed from underneath a rock, check it here). They even boarded the damned plane, with said plane being filled to the gills with all sorts of secreto gadgets and doodads that the US doesn't even want its own citizens to know about, much less the Red Enemy to the East!

With that being said, on to more pressing issues, mainly a new addition to the on going vulva pump obsession I seem to be fixating on in a good number of my posts. Actually, as far as that post is concerned, I have two (count 'em, TWO) updates. Not only was Hardgeus kind enough to send me out that vulva pump update, but he also tracked down the source of the all elusive chick-band-that-is-naked-and-pee-in-each-others-mouths video shown in said post: Rock Bitch. Now theres some marriage material If I've ever seen any, too bad they're all into that Witchcraft shit; and I don't mean cool evil witchcraft, I mean hippy, love mother earth, we are wastes of fucking flesh sort of witchcraft. Oh well.


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