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Category: Misc
Friday, December 8th, 2000 @ 10:38 am
Posted By Brent
From Webster's:
(Not the little black kid, the dictionary)

Main Entry: in·dis·tin·guish·able
Function: adjective
a : indeterminate in shape or structure
b : not clearly recognizable or understandable

Main Entry: filth
Function: noun
a : moral corruption or defilement
b : something that tends to corrupt or defile

I got my resume online now (not that you bastards care). I also added a news search down at the bottom of the page. For the time being, if you enter more that one word into the search field, it assumes you are looking that phrase, I'll work on doing multiple keyword searches in a bit. I've also started coding a commenting system for each news update. As a side-note, I moved over to a new version of the database driver, so if you see any anomonalies, drop me a line. (Update: the commenting system should be working so feel free to add comments, just click the 'Comments...' link at the bottom of each article.)

Well, since posting that stuff about Mark Ryden's stuff in the last update, I've been browsing around looking at traditional artist's sites. I've found quite a few things I wouldn't mind hanging above my fireplace (that is if I had a fireplace). There's something about the one with the table full of villans on this gallery's site that appeals to an aesthetic part of me. Now, I'm not trying to act all artsy-fartsy, but its just good shit.

I'm still hurting for work, so if any of you fags know of any good jobs then throw me a bone.

Well, only 17 days till X-Mas!


Category: Misc
Thursday, December 7th, 2000 @ 05:06 pm
Posted By Brent
I found this freaky artist named Mark Ryden whilst I was doing my usual meandering around this shithole called the internet. This has to be some of those most creepy looking shit I've ever seen, and he seems to have this facination with raw meat, too cool.

Oh ya, I added a stories section to the navagation menu over there on the left. I'm going to start posting little amatuerish graphic novels of funny little stories that have happened to me.

Why? I'm glad you asked. Because its my goddamned site, and I can put whatever in the hell I want to put on here, so shut up, you know you love it.

My first (and only right now) entry is about a trip I took to Houston. Now, its pretty short, and hopefully the ones that follow will be longer, but for now that's all you get.

Now I know that its some pretty crappy artwork, but whatever, kinda adds to the charm and kitsch of it all. I'll prolly dig out my digital tablet for later editions, but that's all that I've got for you this go 'round. Sure I'm no Coop, but I used to design my sites with freaky little interfaces, but that was before I realized that content comes before eye-candy. There's that and the fact that if you give me shit, I'll send you a box of poop!

That pic above is copyrighted by Mark Ryden, I don't claim to own it, yada yada, insert boring disclaimer, for the purposes of covering my own ass, here.


Category: Misc
Thursday, December 7th, 2000 @ 02:17 am
Posted By xerxes7

ummm i can't sleep because i drank lots of coffee before i went to bed because it tasted good with my cigarettes that i was smoking when mister fix was playing his game on the playstation (the grey one not the new black kind). and this isn't good at all at all because i have to get up at four o'clock in the morning.

i am going to be soooooooooo tired they might even ask if i am tired when i go to work. but that is all. this is not like when christmas comes and you stay up all night so you can catch santa and take all his toys away. because that would be fun and you can get excited about that. no this is suck all around because of some reasons.

1. i do not want to wake up early tomorrow.

2. i do not want to work tomorrow.

3. santa claus isn't real anyway, stupid fucktard.

oh and i thought i would put a picture here because it is a good picture of the old man who lives across the street. he holds the sign to tell people that jesus forgives farting and that's good. because i had a burrito for supper tonight and you know what that means.




Category: Misc
Wednesday, December 6th, 2000 @ 02:56 pm
Posted By Brent
Well, Xerxes is now on board to add his own brand of wit, cynisism, and perversion to the site. Hope you enjoy. He has carte blanche over what he posts, I have nothing to do with it, so blame him if there's any blaming to be done about his posts. In fact, blame him if there's any blaming to be done about my posts too; its my site, and I make the rules. But seriously, he's got a pretty wacked sense o' humor, and besides, anyone who can turn a shopping cart into a bad ass computer desk ( [1]/[2]/[3]/[4]) has to be one creative bastard. That thing looks like something out of City of Lost Children.

Anywho, I ran into this article on Aarron's site, and it got me thinking about cartoons I loved as a kid (not that Hammerman was one of them). I mean nowadays, I wake up in the morning and scream 'FUCK!' because I'm late for work (ok, so not recently), but I remember waking up on a goddamned saturday and being upset that I overslept because of a certain cartoon: Kidd Video. My god I loved that unholy piece of shit. Remember all those great songs they'd end up playing every episode? Remember all those baddass 80's styles they sported? Jesus, I miss that show. And the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. And He-Man. And the one where that kid would turn into a red Corvette. Damn, I want to be a kid again.

Now that I've bared a pathetic part of my soul for all you bastards to make fun of, I'm gonna do a quick topic change. I know everyone's heard all the Lincoln/Kennedy coencidences, but placate me for a moment, cause it really is some creepy shit:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names comprise fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

Think about that next time you're high.


Category: Misc
Wednesday, December 6th, 2000 @ 01:11 pm
Posted By xerxes7

this is a picture of my friend in japan who can feed people with his head because his head is bread! HA HA HA!!! head and bread rhyme!

okay, i think i have said too many things today because now all glitch13 wants to talk about is porn and he isn't telling me about the magic of how this works anymore.

so bye bye.


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