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Category: Misc
Thursday, December 28th, 2000 @ 03:13 pm
Posted By Brent
I found a link on Stile's to a site called My Miserable Life, and I was reading it for probably about 30 minutes and now I want to vomit. For the uninitiated or the people not interested in clicking, its basically a forum for people who's dad raped them and gave them herpes, got disfigured and lost all their friends or just have had a life I would have given up on 10 years ago. They submit rants and shit about how horrible it is that they got raped and knocked up by a retarded guy in a hospital and no ones believes them, and other such nightmarish muck.

On the lighter side, I've come to a conclusion that could possibly help these people: if your not going to kill yourself, go and kill someone else! Think about it, you'll be taking out aggression, and in the process hook your homeless, molested ass up with a place to sleep, a roof over your head and 3 meals a day. To avoid being raped, you will embark on a vigorous bodybuilding plan and get in shape. With our lax laws these days, you may be out in around 10 years (less if you can prove temorary insanity), with a lean, well muscled body, and due to 8 years of liberal leadership, you will probably get hooked up with some bleeding heart 'give jobs to the criminally insane' kinda government program that will provide you will a home and a good job. Damn, I'm kinda temping myself here!

Speaking of liberal governments, I saw some blurb on Roggan.net about Finlands traffic ticketing process, so I did a little research and found that it is infact completely fucking insane. Here's a little article about what I'm talking about. Basically, you get pulled over and get cited for breaking whatever law (speeding, reckless driving, etc.), then your name gets run and your income is checked and then through some Orwellian mathmatical formula your fine is somehow worked out of how much you make. What this all boils down to is you get 'more punished' for being 'more financially viable'. Great practice guys! Its always a good idea to punish in a more strict manner the individuals who are making a greater contribution to your economy! No wonder your fucking government is going bankrupt you morons. I'll try to keep that in mind next time I pay for a doctor visit (gasp!).

Thats about it for now, I ran across something about naturally glowing christmas trees, and I'm hoping someone makes house plants outta this crap, that way I can ditch my electricity bill (damn, I forgot I live in New Orleans, need A/C year round here ya know).

Oh yea, I worked line break parsing into the commenting code so you no longer have to do html paragraph breaks to break a line, just hit enter. (For the writer's info: I don't think I'm going to add this to the normal news updates, basically because it uses a couple of rather large variables that would be used for every visiable update, everytime someone viewed it, so it could bog down the system.)


Category: Misc
Wednesday, December 27th, 2000 @ 07:25 am
Posted By Brent
I have been jetisoned out of the dark ages this christmas by receiving not only a CD burner (many thanks to the parental units), and a 17" monitor (thanks Matt's grandma for getting him a new setup, allowing him to dump this in my lap!). Hooray for me!

So, it was a good time all around, with out factoring in the monkey grinder with cymbals exception. Anywho, lemme get on track. I have the links page kinda updated, I'll be working on making it look more appealing and more full, and ian is trying to pop out a little link button for the site, so people can use that to link to me (if you see fit to do so that is).

So, how was the family christmas you ask? Well, I guess I must tell you, it was the same ole' hoopla and fanfare, the same ole' people who see each other once a year pretending like old friends, the same ole' discussing inane shit with relatives in hopes of seeming 'sociable'. I for one can't stand it, but they all seem to stomach me much better since I cut my hair.

To digress, I've been noticing something going on with the site. I offer up discussional fodder and black hearted rants and yet no one comments about my shiznit. Another unnamed accomplice just farts out what ever happens to be on his mind in the past five minutes and gets a multitude (comparably) of comments and discussion. So with that said, I've come to a conclusion: I hate you all. Yup, that's right, you are all the horrible bastard children of syphillis infected goats. I hope you all die.

On a lighter note, I've been noticing that I'm getting more and more hits from that catagory of 'not anyone I know', yet you fuckers refuse to even tell me I suck. I need feedback people if I'm to suck with any sort of skill, so fill up thos comments!

I guess that's enough for now, have fun ladies.


Category: Misc
Monday, December 25th, 2000 @ 07:16 pm
so uhhhh... don't know what to say now that i'm actually posting articles instead of just comments. just wondering if everyone's having a magical xmas. xerxes7 would probably be babbling up a storm about his neat-o stuff and what santa brought him, but he's a little busy playing with the mr. t figurine that miss a and mister fix got him. (that thing rules... looks pretty cool standing next to edward scissorhands and rob zombie, too)

in other news...

being like a few thousand miles away from everybody, i got to spend the better part of this magical day on the phone talking to family-type peoples and i tell you, this is a strange little world. my little sister is now officially old enough to host xmas at her house. that shit really fucks my head. man, hosting holidays is something grown-ups do. when i was little, we'd always do things at our house or some other relatives' house. i don't know... maybe i'm the only one that is in awe of that kind of thing. and on top of that weirdness, it turns out that my little brother is officially joining the marines and becoming infantry. because he wants to. to paraphrase the mockfather, i guess i'll be going to a funeral at some point in the near future. brother in the marines, republican in the white house... logical conclusions abound.

i think i should be getting going now. supposedly there's going to be a party here tonight which means some preparations will need to be made. and mister fix says that i can invite anybody i want, so if any of you should happen to find yourselves in the vicinity of montucky before the sun comes up, you're welcome in. i'm sure things will be pretty exciting.



Category: Misc
Saturday, December 23rd, 2000 @ 11:50 am
Posted By Brent
Ya, I know she's a skank, but it was the only semi good picture that involved a sufficient looking ass and a christmas theme.

Well, aren't we all having a very merry christmas so far? I know I am, I got one of those little pocket digital cameras that take like 15 pictures at resolution crappy X fuzzy, but hey it works so I'm not complaining. Now I have something to take with me to record those moments of my life I want to share with you all via this webpage. I can't actually show you anything yet due to the fact that I can't get my computer to see the damned thing and windows lets you do oh so much in the way of troubleshooting twain devices.

Anywho, I did get this little piece of hell from Peter, but it still doesn't fill the void in my heart for a spider monkey. Oh well, I guess there's always next year.

I want to thank xerxes for the little history lesson about the word 'latin' pertaining to spanish speaking people (you'll find it in the comments of the previous post), although it still doesn't clear up why they feel that they have a common 'people'.

I thought by just posting my resume, people would line up to hire me, but alas, my m4d 5k1llz have gone unnoticed (translated to moron, that means I still need a job fucko's).

Also, you may have noticed my vain attempt to get more hits by adding myself to a topsites voting list (its the link right below the news title graphic at the top of the this page). Please don't be mad at me, I know its quite moronic, but hey, I never claimed on having any scrupples, so go screw yourself.

And that about wraps it up for this edition. I have an idea for a new site (one that will actually have subject matter and not the inane ramblings of 2 alchoholics), so I may or may not let you bastards in on that idea a little later.


Category: Misc
Thursday, December 21st, 2000 @ 11:18 pm
Posted By Brent
I've been wondering lately, what the hell does the term Latin mean? I mean, does it just mean that you speak Spanish? I've hear the term 'Latin-America', so I always assumed that it meant South America or some shit, but all of a sudden I'm noticing a lot of people calling themselves Latin.

I was watching something about the Latin Music Festival the other day and I'm seeing Antonio Banderas, Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin, Andy Garcia, and I can't stand but wonder what all these people have in common.

You have Antonio Banderas who is from Spain I believe, Jennifer Lopez from Puerto Rico, Ricky Martin from the gay bar down the street (HA!), Andy Garcia, whom I believe is American, along with a cavalcade of other 'People who can speak Spanish'. I just don't understand where this comradere between all of these cultures comes from. Sure the've been in contact with each other at some point in history, but so was China and England, so why in the hell are they all clumped together?

Speaking of Latin, where the hell did the name come from? I'm no history buff, but I've always thought Latin was the language that Romans spoke during the time of Julius Ceasar and such. Where did spanish speaking countries come into play here? What in hell does El Mariachi have to do with Gladiator? I just don't understand this all. Please help me.


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