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Category: Misc
Tuesday, November 14th, 2000 @ 09:25 pm
Posted By Brent
      Well well well. As you can see i kinda changed the color scheme, I'll be doing more as time goes on. Sorry the site looked like ass, but you have to understand that that design is over 3 years old (don't know if I'll change the layout, but the disign is a changin').

      Now that the trivalities of website progress are out of the way, let me get down to some links. A good time can be had indeed, whilst veiwing this Matrix parody. A few good reasons not to go fishing: [1] / [2]. I think I may turn in early so i dont go run to the store and get more beer and smokes (my hizzo's at work so i may need some company. See you donkey dicks later.


Category: Misc
Tuesday, November 14th, 2000 @ 03:34 am
Posted By Brent
      I'm going to crash, was just going to give a small update because I saw a few new screens of Warcraft3:
      You can check out the article here.

      Oh ya, here's[file deleted from archive] some porn.


Category: Misc
Tuesday, November 14th, 2000 @ 12:57 am
Posted By Brent
      Stole that pic from seanbaby, but it was to damn funny looking to pass up on posting. Like the title says, I have the photos section up so go check it out! If you've ever wondered what it is about germans that make them so different from us, then just click here.

      Damn, that makes me wanna blow my load.

      Anywho, I got a web cam up, Actually, I have sort of a problem: I have one program that works wonderfully, but i have to manually take the picture (Its made for taking a pic then uploading it to a webserver,but i just want to store it locally.When you dont upload it raises and error and doesnt refresh the pic) and right now im using iSpy (which works great, but as you can tell, it puts a little unregistered thing overlay on the pic).

      So, if you can point me to a registered version of iSpy or a different program that just snaps a pic and puts it in a specified dir (without an overlay) drop me a line. Talk to you homos later.


P.S.       I am in need of more REALLY GOOD ass shots (like the ones in the previous few posts). Be a good sumaritan and give.


Category: Misc
Monday, November 13th, 2000 @ 03:40 pm
Posted By Brent
     Salutations. I'm still sick so I took a day off from my non-paying job (got laid off, pulling a lame-duck thing) sitting here in front of my computer trying to keep myself entertained between bouts of vomiting and coughing up plegm that resembles napalm. But far be it from me to mope around feeling sorry for myself, there are a million things more horrible that could happen to me, so I must digress...

     During my travels across the info stupor-highway, I've learned many things, like, Just like there's a Hallmark card for any occasion, there's a pay porn site for every whim of human depravity ever imaginable, as evidenced by Crackwhores.com . For more crackwhoredness, take a peek at this(pretty funny shiznit). Check out all the episodes, its fun for the whole family.

     I'm entertaining the notion of learning flash, not for the ability to make funny little movies, but because when i see someone's site that uses it for site navagation very well (like this one does), it just gives me a raging b0n3r. Not that I ever expect to be a flash god or anything, just want to try my hand at it and see if I gots the skills. Well, I'm going to paruse for some more smut, have fun kiddies.


Category: Misc
Sunday, November 12th, 2000 @ 07:51 pm
Posted By Brent
      I think I'm getting some kind of leg-ass fetish because more and more of my porn collection is being devoted to such things at the picture you see to you left. Now dont take me the wrong way, I still have a few gigs dedicated to hard core 4 way lesbian action with power tools and such, but man, I'm weak compared to the power of the ass.

I believe i fixed the issue with the date problem, and I think quite a few news posts got b0rked in the process, but if you see any sorting irregularities, drop me a line.

Being caught up in all the hub bub of the election (FUCKING COCKSUCKING LIBERALS!) its nice to see even other countries have the same sort of disdain for their candidates as we do. But then again, who the hell cares, its only Canada, no matter who they get to run the country, you can be sure that the fucker will be sure to continue bleeding their econmy dry with underfunded socialism (as if their is such a thing as well funded socialism).

Heres a little News of the Weird for that ass:

Last year, News of the Weird reported that a Bombay, India, collection agency had hired six eunuchs to hang around the homes and offices of obstinate debtors to embarrass them into paying up. According to a July 2000 report in London's The Guardian, the Tsaisheng credit agency in Taiwan has begun hiring AIDS patients at about $100 (U.S.) a day for the same purpose. According to the agency owner, many people in Taiwan still believe that AIDS is transmitted through mere social contact.

Jeez, don't give my student load company any ideas here people.


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